Monday, 25 May 2015

Inspirational Monday Music


Happy Monday Everyone. Today's Monday Music Moves Me these over at Xmas Dolly is Inspirational Music. Here are a few of my inspirational songs.

Saturday, 23 May 2015

30 Things We Ask Ourselves While Running

So I nicked this from a fellow runner and blogger Scartlett Wonderland.  It's so true, I say most of these things when I'm running.  It made me laugh.

  1. Right, let’s do this. 
  2. Look at me, I am a runner. Watch me run, world. I am the frikken cheetah of humans. 
  3. Shite, this is hard. 
  4. Remind me why am I doing this? 
  5. I don’t even like running. 
  6. What shall I eat when I get home? 
  7. Everything. 
  8. It's only 1 hour outta your entire day!
  9. OK, this is a good song. Come on, Foo Fighters, motivate the fuck out of me. 
  10. I am smashing this run. 
  11. Maybe I should run a marathon. 
  12. I could run a marathon. 
  13. Oh crap, I’m dying 
  14. I can't breathe!
  15. Is this what a stroke feels like?
  16. Maybe I should stop, I might actually be dying. 
  17. I wish I’d worn a cuter top if they’re going to find me dead 
  18. I wonder what I look like. 
  19. Urgh. I am so sweaty... I’m going to need to wash my hair after this. 
  20. Or I could just wash my fringe.
  21. Fuck it I’ll just wash my fringe. 
  22. How good is dry-shampoo though? 
  23. If I turn here I could loop back home. 
  24. No, willpower, I can do this. 
  25. Focus, focus, focus. 
  26. You’re right, Britney, I have gotta werk, Bitch
  27. I can’t werk anymore. I need to stop. I nearly did it, there’s no shame in giving up now. 
  28. No come on, I can do it. 
  29. No I can’t. I really, really can’t. 
  30. I did it. I am amazing. I am THOR. 
Let’s go again.

Thursday, 21 May 2015

Caption My Photo Competition #Win

I'm  re-introducing my Caption My Photo Competition, Pretty Plonkers.

You know the drill....  Take a good look at the daft photo and give it a funny and unique caption.  I know you guys love it, so get commenting.

The best caption will win a wee something-something from me.

Monday, 18 May 2015

Kilt Up, Sassanagh!

Today Alex Cavanaugh and Heather Gardner are hosting The Blood, Boobs and Carnage Blogfest. 

There are dozens of people signed up for this one and this time I'm #22 on the list.  I got in early this time.  This is one Blogfest I didn't want to miss.

After you've read and commented on my post, please go visit the other participants HERE
If you haven't heard about the epic TV Series, Outlander yet, then what bloody rock have you been hiding under?

This gorgeous and dramatic series has been adapted from Diana Gabaldon's book.

I'm totally addicted.  It has everything - drama, action, adventure, naked bodies, sex scenes, fantasy, oh yeah and boobs, blood and carnage.  Triple Whammy, Plonkers.

For those of you who have been living under That Rock, here is how the story line goes....

...after serving as a British Army nurse in World War 2, Claire Randall is enjoying a second honeymoon in Scotland with her husband Frank, an MI6 officer looking forward to a new career as an Oxford historian.

Suddenly, Claire is transported to 1743 where her freedom and life are threatened. To survive, she marries Jamie Fraser, a strapping saucy Scots warrior with a complicated past and a disarming sense of humor. 

A passionate relationship ensues, and Claire is caught between two vastly different men in two inharmonious lives. 

Fifty Shades of Gingerness ensues...

Outlander has won a People's Choice Award already for Season 1 and now, in Season 2, the story gets juicy and even more twisted.  Besides the costume porn, the scenery is incredibly lush.  The scenes are often graphically gruesome, but the passion and romance are tangible.  Sam Heughan is handsome and devilishly sexy...

The Blood

This was Jamie and Claire's Blood Vow at their wedding.  It was incredibly romantic and powerful at the same time. Jamie is so intense and dreamy...

“Because I wanted you." He turned to face me. "More than I ever wanted anything in my life," he added softly.

The Boobs 

There are lots of nakedness in Outlander. Lappings of Cleveage, bare bums and tons of naked flesh.

The wicked Jack Black and Jamie's wee Sister

The Steamy Wedding Night and the Jamie-Ass-Caress

The Busty Laoghaire makes her move on oor Jamie

The Carnage

Spankings, naked Pregnant bellies, whisky guzzling, swords piercing chests, brawling thugs, maimings, whippings, rape, witches, gory shootings....plenty of carnage.


Sunday, 17 May 2015

Wax On. Wax Off

Watch my video comparing Duct Tape Waxing versus Nair Wax Strips. The Challenge is On Like Donkey Kong Stax of Wax...


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