Thursday, 27 January 2011

La-Dee-Fuckin-Da its Oscar time again!

Tara Reid flashs a bit of nip
Oscar Nominations for 2011 Academy Awards are in and surprise, surprise one film dominates as usual to make it the most boring Awards Ceremony eva!

So be sure to tune in to the most predictable show on earth on the 27th of February 2011

After winning practically every award in its path, The Social Network is a lock for a nomination, and will probably win Best Picture, as well. The only film standing in its way is 'The King's Speech,' which just made an impressive showing at the BAFTA nominations and is classic Oscar bait. 

Wouldn't it be nice to watch ONE Oscars Ceremony and NOT know what is going to happen?


We watch, anticipating one of our much-loved celebrities to trip over her Versace gown and Jimmy Choos (that she got for fucking free) and perhaps flash a glance of her knickers down the 500 foot red carpet or fumble and make a complete hash of her acceptance speech and make us giggle. 


We wait for the Famous Fuck Ups because that's the only entertaining thing about the over-rated annual Ceremony.

Just imagine sitting through a fucking 25 hour show with pimped-up, moist-eyed celebrities thanking their husbands, mothers and dogs for supporting them and displaying their acting technique by performing on stage to be all surprised when their name is called.  

It's so fucking fake!

Switch it up a bit, Oscar ol' man! Do something different!  I'll bet you a month's salary that its the same 6000 boring old members that vote every year?

No wonder it never fucking changes - break the boring tradition...

...show us some more tits 'n ass!

11 comments:

cat said...

Ja, I never watch those shows - bloody boring. Who cares?

Coffee rings and other things said...

haha- I know- they are boring- but i STILL watch, if only to see the outfits ( or in Tara's case, lack of them!)
Nice to meet you!

my day in a sentence said...

I love your blog.

Following and supporting! :)

Joker_SATX said...

Fortunately, here at Arkham, I am not that bored. Best thing to happen to me on Oscar night? I get laid. Worst thing to happen to me? I am forced to watch the Oscars...And I would rather curl up in my cell with a book, than do that....

Copyboy said...

More T&A? You have the Mtv awards for that. Personally I think King's speech is going to win.

Boobies said...

The Oscars would be so much better if more wardrobe malfunctions happened!

the eternal list said...

that tara nip pic is still TO THIS DAY legendary

nitebyrd said...

And most of the time, the voters want us to believe they are so uber-cool and smart, they vote for the stupidest pieces of crap EVER!

Justsayin' said...

Tara your nip is hanging out...LMAO!

Mama Zen said...

I just cross my fingers that something dreadfully inappropriate will happen!

Chudex's said...

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